Is the world really as wacky as we think it is?
Look at this cow? Cows do not wear shoes. This is not wacky. I have reason to believe that a human (Homosapien), for Pete’s (God bless that zany fellow) sake, put those shoes on him!
I looked further into this subject. Asking myself this: What defines wacky?
What defines wacky? – Saugwayo
After about two seconds of research, I found this clue:
Pretty normal, right?
Heh… YOU COULDN’T BE WRONGER!
Look again, buffoon:
Wake? What could it mean?
I decided to look deeper into the depths of this strange phenomenon. Do they mean woke? To they mean to wake from a deeper dream that we are all in? What does it mean?
In a complete daze, I walked outside, blinded by my intense thinking. The sky was quite a beautiful shade of blue and the temperature was actually quite nice considering the summer times, but I was all too busy. I tripped over a small ladybug, as usual, when I turned around to address the rude bug I saw he was wearing a fur coat with a purple hat and some sweet shades. I could not resist the palpable feeling of wisdom resonating from his tiny bug head.
So, instead of retorting his actions, I asked the kind soul, “Why?”
He looked into my mind and his bug soul and my non-bug souls merged into one coherent being.
I am enlightened now. I have complete access to ladybug culture.
It is complete.